Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. The Onion takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
Books: Hillbilly Elegy, The Wizards Of Elzagard I-III, The Children Of Elzagard IV-V, Elzagard Chornicles: The Crystal Of Sa’Sakar I-IX, Encyclopedia Elzagarium: The Complete Companion To The Elzagard Realm
This is gold. Can we all just pretend the Elzagard series is real and just gaslight the fuck out of everyone?
This is gold. Can we all just pretend the Elzagard series is real and just gaslight the fuck out of everyone?
Vance writing a fantasy novel series would give us something to like about him, so that might sway the nerdy southerner vote.
We could make the main character gay.
Or any skintone darker than than mayonaise.
You joke, but….
I am so fucking down for this and the Original Trilogy was obviously the best…I will fight you.