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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! “ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?” FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE “TORVALD’S TORTELLINI” IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

    • @scrion
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      264 months ago

      That was pretty funny.

      • @9point6
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        54 months ago

        I took a comparatively long time to eat it though

        • @Zangoose
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          54 months ago

          The chef actually noticed it was taking 500ms seconds longer to make as well and they found a pretty big problem in the recipe