• CaptainBasculin
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    235 months ago

    This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.

      • Rentlar
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        195 months ago

        You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?

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          5 months ago

          If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.