• CaptainBasculin
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    232 months ago

    This document only specifies pepperoni as an acceptable topping for pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.

      • Rentlar
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        192 months ago

        You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?

        • @[email protected]
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          If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.

  • @BigPotato
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    132 months ago

    All military recipe cards are available online, if you’re craving yakisoba.

  • verity_kindleM
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    112 months ago

    It’s cut square, there’s your problem right there, buddy.

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      122 months ago

      Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that’s what’s left over