• @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.

    • Rentlar
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      192 months ago

      You mean the Hellfire R9X pizza cutter will be deployed?

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        If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.