• @[email protected]
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    Hold the debate anyway, and if he doesn’t show up, replace him with a cardboard cutout with a recording of his greatest hits:

    Sharks vs. Batteries

    My Uncle The Nuclear Scientist

    Inject Bleach

    Shine a UV Light Inside the Body

    Hannibal Lector is Awesome

      • worldwidewave
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        153 months ago

        What do you mean? Everyone knows that magnets don’t work when they get wet

    • @cheese_greater
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      3 months ago

      Plus all the Sir stories you can eat. I wish someone would package them into a storybook for adults that is humorous bullshit tales from Trump

    • @crystalmerchant
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      63 months ago

      Lmao wtf is Sharks vs Batteries

      I swear every day there’s some new nugget with this guy. The firehose is so big it’s impossible to keep up

      • @[email protected]
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        93 months ago

        well, you see, electric powered boats are extremely dangerous, because if they capsize, you have to choose whether to stay near the boat and get electrocuted, or swim 10 feet away toward a hungry shark. there are no other options, you see.

        lol i wish i was joking

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    • @Blue_Morpho
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      63 months ago

      Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny

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      I think millions of people would watch this. The contrast of Harris vs T**** would be shocking. And a huge issue right now is communication of the issues.

      Take a handful of actually important subjects: healthcare/abortion, immigration, climate, democracy/fascism, education, taxes, etc. Let Kamala clearly and concisely explain her/Democrats position. Then “let virtual Donny answer” (play each of his rambling greatest hits; it wouldn’t be far off his actual answer). Do this for each subject, like a good old fashioned debate. Make it clear this was not AI or manipulated, but actual quotes.

    • @blattrules
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      33 months ago

      The republicans will try to elect the cardboard cutout in 2028.

      • @Serinus
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        23 months ago

        If it has a mustache, but only under the nose.

    • @RampantParanoia2365
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      23 months ago

      Slow the testing down, please!

      When you’re a celebrity, they just let you do it.