• @[email protected]
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    84 months ago

    No, we’ve been instructed to live in interesting times, and goddammit that’s what we’re doing.

    • masterofn001
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      124 months ago

      Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory “in bed” at the end.

      Now, we’re all fucked.

      • TipRing
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        54 months ago

        Now we’re all fucked… in bed!

        That is my preferred location.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.

      • @dejected_warp_core
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        34 months ago

        Fortune? No, we’re up against some real monkey’s paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.