WASHINGTON—In a significant setback for the already-reeling Democratic Party, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly turned down the presidential nomination today in order to take a job on an Alaskan fishing vessel. “It’s a nice offer, but I already lined up this whole seasonal fishing gig out of Anchorage that…
  • @NineMileTowerEnglish
    16•6 months ago

    What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?

    • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
      4•6 months ago

      I don’t know…Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.

      • @TexasDrunkEnglish
        1•6 months ago

        Some sort of curry would be my guess. I know I could live off that shit.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•6 months ago

      Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It’s even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.