• @foggy
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      The real joke would have been

      A free campaign with a multiplayer menu that allows you to spend $100 or play slot machines for hours to acquire a T-shirt for your character.

    • @pyre
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      it’s not just that though, AAA gameplay has largely evolved to waste time. pointless side quests, pointless collectibles, pointless giant maps, pointlessly going from one end of the map to the other back and forth just to complete some bullshit quest, pointless grinding…

      well i say pointless, but there is actually a reason to make playing these games such a chore.

      100% XP boost: would you like to pay us for the privilege to play our game half as much this week?

        • @[email protected]
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          I thought it was about the 3-4 different unskippable animations it plays before you get to the main menu

        • @pyre
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          i know? are we not allowed to add anything in the discussion? my apologies.

            • @pyre
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              25 months ago

              fine; i was pointing out that it was applicable to other things since it does require a button input.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        Whenever people complain about AAA games I wonder what games they are playing compared to me.

        • @pyre
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          Lately, it’s been Hades II, Jusant, trying to finish Cocoon, and I’m gonna retry starting Outer Worlds (couldn’t get into it before for some reason).

          But I can’t really give you a comprehensive list since playing indie games usually means playing tons of different stuff all the time. These are just my very current games at this point.

          I do play some AAA games. C2077 was pretty good; I finished the main game but still haven’t gotten into the DLC though. I also still regularly play Overwatch, begrudgingly. I like the gameplay but still hate the monetization and the fact that there is no real competition that scratches the same itch.

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        So the minutes long preload of shaders in dragons dogma 2 was just a me thing? I have been meaning to update.

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      That’s not true with me. Forza Horizon 5 takes 90 seconds to load on my 970 Evo Plus. Cities Skylines with some mods takes 3 minutes.

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      Dunno sometimes it’s gotta be something with their asset loading methodology. I put Battletech on my NVME and it still had crazy like 3-5-minute loads. A mod fixes it really well though and made the otherwise-great game much more playable.

    • I Cast Fist
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      I think what you mean is that this joke will work fine again by the tail end of 2025 despite the prevalence of SSDs.

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      Have you tried The First Descendant yet? It’s pretty rough with load times and beats the cap out a graphics card. Is that considered AAA?

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          most of the time it’s poor optimization

          Almost every time. That’s what’s being made fun of…

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              Those 5-10‰ of the time are absolutely excruciating when you’ve gotten used to SSD gaming, though. Especially when you have moderate to severe ADHD so any kind of waiting sets the Gears of Distraction in motion lol.

              And it’s almost always an AAA game even though those are the ones with the LEAST excuse for not being optimized

            • @captainlezbian
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              Yeah I built my pc two years ago. Didn’t bother with an ssd, wound up getting 4tb of ssd last year because it needed it (well I thought that’s what it needed, it did need it, but my problem was in addition to dragging over my old hdds I also just kept the same 8gb ram stick, turns out games actually run when you have 32gb ram)

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              I personally just compensate for my HDD array’s slowness with RAM. Cyberpunk 2077 runs at more than 30fps on an rx580 being loaded off a HDD with 20GB RAM on Linux.

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      I thought, this was about server wait times in online games…