• @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Riker has a resting ‘I-want-to-fuck-the-shit-out-you’ face, it doesn’t matter who or what is he looking at. Chairs included.
    And the expression only intensified when he smiles (or looks serious, or looks angry, or eats Klingon food, … you get the idea).

    Data on the other hand is very well programmed in all manner of lewdety.

    And Janeway had lizard sex with a lizard. And used holodeck exactly as everyone else on the ship - for kinky romance.

    Vulcans get rapey every 7 years.

    Klingons have to be bitten into sexy times.

    Qs had full on intercourse in front of the camera.

    T’Ana is sexy in heat.

    And space-life-energy thing impregnated Troi as we watched.

    Bortus laid a fertilised whoops, wrong trek.

    But other than the mentioned cases, … only many many more are not listed here.

    The prime directive pretty much has a loophole clause that it doesn’t apply in situations where it could become classified as a “space-genitalia-blocker”.

    • Zoot
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      184 months ago

      Goodness I love the small little Orville shout out! It was such a great intermediary before we ha Snw and LD.

      • @[email protected]
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        84 months ago

        It really did do “some Star Trek things better than Star Trek” (I dont actually mean that literally, it’s more of a product of Star Trek, of generations of fans, and geeks, and fan-geeks) … but unfortunately the brand-name showrunner responsible for it kinda represents the worst aspects of what that future society overcame in all those centuries of advancements.

        The best number one tho.

        • @kameecoding
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          34 months ago

          What the hell does that brand-name sentence mean? I have read it 5 times and have no idea what you are trying to say

    • Admiral Patrick
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      154 months ago

      Bortus laid a fertilised whoops, wrong trek.

      He also nearly destroyed the ship with a porn virus.

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        Ok but Im sure that one humanity will cross from the list before we leave our solar system.

        Furries in space will absolutely get into some weird stuff.

    • @[email protected]
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      74 months ago

      The candle ghost episode had Picard walking in on Beverly masturbating. Getting a female orgasm on prime time TV is quite the feat.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      64 months ago

      Bortus laid a fertilised whoops, wrong trek.

      trek at home got us through some very lean years and I will always adore it for that