It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.

Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.

My VP would never fuck furniture.

      • Fuck spezEnglish
        8•5 months ago

        Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.

        • @[email protected]English
          8•5 months ago

          I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump’s destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.