• @BradleyUffner
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      5 months ago

      Sink it in the deep ocean then, let’s see it burn there!!! Wait, what do you mean wood floats? Bah, details!

      • @FooBarrington
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        25 months ago

        You have to first carve the wood into wooden ducks. Since wood and ducks both float, this cancels out their buoyancy.

      • @Etterra
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        15 months ago

        Rocks are plentiful. Strap rocks to the logs.