@WhatsHerBucket to [email protected] • 1 month agoCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square106arrow-up1540arrow-down16cross-posted to: [email protected]news[email protected]technologynottheonion
arrow-up1534arrow-down1external-linkCrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outagetechcrunch.com@WhatsHerBucket to [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square106cross-posted to: [email protected]news[email protected]technologynottheonion
minus-square@CatZoomieslinkEnglish14•1 month agoI see you’re channeling the powers of middle management. Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
minus-square@SirDerpylink5•1 month agoOutside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoNot to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.
minus-square@acosmichippolinkEnglish6•edit-21 month agohold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.
Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.
I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.
Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”
We are family here
Outside, the sign says “Heros Work Here”. Inside, two people do the work of four.
Above the entrance: “Labour will set you free”
Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.
hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.