As the Ohio senator sets out on the campaign trail as the GOP’s vice presidential nominee, social media users are making false claims about the contents of “Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis.”
  • @TropicalDingdong
    84•6 months ago

    No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

    Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.

      • FuglyDuckEnglish
        12•6 months ago

        That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.

        Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.

        Especially because they’re ugly.

        • @kometesEnglish
          1•6 months ago

          The eyeliner helps though.

      • FenrirIII
        2•6 months ago

        Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.