• TropicalDingdong
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    8 months ago

    No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

    Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.

      • FuglyDuck
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        8 months ago

        That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.

        Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.

        Especially because they’re ugly.