• @wildcardology
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    151 month ago

    I’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

    • @cm0002
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      61 month ago

      Genie: Listen here you little shit

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.

      • @wildcardology
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        11 month ago

        I still “bought” the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.