• @[email protected]
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    232 months ago

    There’s absolutely no proof that J.D. Vance uses burnt monkey testicles as anal beads while making love to his chaiselongue. Reports of him heating them up in a red Le Creuset cast iron skillet before insertion are pure speculation.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      22 months ago

      There’s also no proof he doesn’t though so we can’t say for sure