• @dexa_scantron
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    1701 month ago

    2 weeks is plenty of time for a shallow, skin-only graze to heal. And ear cuts can bleed a ton.

    • @dohpaz42
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      451 month ago

      Ears, scalp, cuticles… all places that bleed like crazy.

    • @TehWorld
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      331 month ago

      In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

      • @HeyJoe
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        481 month ago

        Honestly, I thought he would milk it until the election somehow. We can’t be right all the time I guess!

        • @TehWorld
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          51 month ago

          Note that I believe he will milk it forever, but he’s also fairly vain.

      • @barsquid
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        11 month ago

        He wears orange facepaint every day, so yeah, I did.

    • @A_Very_Big_Fan
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      71 month ago

      I was thinking the same thing. But something tells me the people who’d be in charge of banning the photographer, if not Musk himself, wouldn’t know that.

    • @EndlessApollo
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      41 month ago

      There was supposedly a big chunk out of his ear. Now it’s just a skin-only graze that heals super fast? Very convenient