J.D. Vance's investment in a biotech firm that does testing on live animals is raising questions about the Ohio Senate candidate's true values.
  • skulblaka
    2•2 months ago

    I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.

    • CadeillacEnglish
      1•2 months ago

      I have a lot of experience as a lost soul! 👻