• @Viking_Hippie
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    2 months ago

    I was in a Bluegrass duo called Penis & Baby Machine. We were wildly popular in the Appalachians until someone leaked to the press that we weren’t blood related.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      52 months ago

      Didn’t you have that hit “No Pants Vance Lance the Couch Dance”

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        62 months ago

        Nope, never happened! And if it did, it wasn’t based on a true story! hides big dollar sign sack of hush money with a tag that says "smooches from Vansey xoxo