• @ceiphas
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    1331 month ago

    Because for the standard conservative there are only two genders, Penis and Baby-Machine

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      591 month ago

      Explains why so many of them are dicks.

      • Billiam
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        71 month ago

        Also fun fact: those aren’t mutually exclusive either! One can be both a baby machine and a dick!

      • @frunch
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        51 month ago

        Also sheds light on their fixation on penises as well. The whole ‘buying a big truck to make up for smol pp’ is a very conservative tradition

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      1 month ago

      I was in a Bluegrass duo called Penis & Baby Machine. We were wildly popular in the Appalachians until someone leaked to the press that we weren’t blood related.

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        51 month ago

        Didn’t you have that hit “No Pants Vance Lance the Couch Dance”

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          61 month ago

          Nope, never happened! And if it did, it wasn’t based on a true story! hides big dollar sign sack of hush money with a tag that says "smooches from Vansey xoxo