• quicklime
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    75 months ago

    “People are saying – the best people, believe me, I know some wonderful, beautiful people, you wouldn’t, you just, it’s shocking, the way they – my ear took a direct hit from the biggest bullet. The hardest… and you won’t hear this in the media, you know, they’re making sure of it… see, this is the kind of treatment, very unfair, it’s what they do to you when you tell the truth, so unfair… the hardest an ear has ever been hit by any bullet, that’s what my doctor tells me, he says, Mr. President, sir, that bullet would have hit your ear even if it had been distracted by cyber cloud manipulation or whatever the hell the feds have been doing under Sloppy Joe…”

    • @TrickDacy
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      35 months ago

      Lol some people are so good at imitation trump-babble I don’t even know how they can do it. Maybe just write a few coherent but false statements and then replace the second halves of each sentence with ellipses?