• @NegativeInf
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    422 months ago

    He’s already claiming she’s Canadian because she lived there when she was 12 and that’s where her mother worked at that time. So we’re aren’t long now from demanding long form birth certs.

    • @[email protected]
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      222 months ago

      “I paid some detectives to go up to Canada and you wouldn’t believe what they found! Why yes, they’re the exact same guys that have been in Hawaii for a decade looking into Obama, why do you ask?”

      • @NegativeInf
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        192 months ago

        Meanwhile, the guys are actually just Giuliani tripping over folding chairs.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Giuliani can’t afford to go to Canada. Sadly, he probably wouldn’t be able to find it even if you flung him over Niagara Falls with a trebuchet.

          • @n0m4n
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            82 months ago

            Would Canada let Giuliani in? Canada has standards, and 9 felonies, even when not convicted yet, is a red flag.

            • @Oderus
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              32 months ago

              You can’t get into Canada if you have a DUI. Trump would need special permission to enter Canada.

              • @[email protected]
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                22 months ago

                If you travel by land or from the US and don’t need a visa/visa waiver, you can. I can’t understand how that draconian law could be enforced if the Canadian Government wasn’t able to do a background check.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 months ago

            I heard they can launch a 90 kilogram scumbag who’s as dumb as a rock up to 300 metres away.

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              32 months ago

              You could fling Rudy from just outside the state park and splatter him along Clifton Hill then.

      • @Maggoty
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        22 months ago

        Arizona called those guys back after Maricopa county got rid of Arpaio.