• @[email protected]
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    224 months ago

    “I paid some detectives to go up to Canada and you wouldn’t believe what they found! Why yes, they’re the exact same guys that have been in Hawaii for a decade looking into Obama, why do you ask?”

    • @NegativeInf
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      194 months ago

      Meanwhile, the guys are actually just Giuliani tripping over folding chairs.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Giuliani can’t afford to go to Canada. Sadly, he probably wouldn’t be able to find it even if you flung him over Niagara Falls with a trebuchet.

        • @n0m4n
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          84 months ago

          Would Canada let Giuliani in? Canada has standards, and 9 felonies, even when not convicted yet, is a red flag.

          • @Oderus
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            34 months ago

            You can’t get into Canada if you have a DUI. Trump would need special permission to enter Canada.

            • @[email protected]
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              24 months ago

              If you travel by land or from the US and don’t need a visa/visa waiver, you can. I can’t understand how that draconian law could be enforced if the Canadian Government wasn’t able to do a background check.

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          I heard they can launch a 90 kilogram scumbag who’s as dumb as a rock up to 300 metres away.

          • @[email protected]
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            34 months ago

            You could fling Rudy from just outside the state park and splatter him along Clifton Hill then.

    • @Maggoty
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      24 months ago

      Arizona called those guys back after Maricopa county got rid of Arpaio.