Donald Trump has questioned Kamala Harris’ race during an appearance before the National Association of Black Journalists in Chicago that quickly turned hostile.
I heard that at Jessica’s party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom’s car and that our mustaches got tangled.
I also heard that we put gerbils in each other’s butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.
I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.
I shoulda gone to your high school, apparently.
We woulda been friends!
Let the rumors begin!
I heard that at Jessica’s party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom’s car and that our mustaches got tangled.
I also heard that we put gerbils in each other’s butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.
I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They’ll have to do better than that!
I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?
No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise
I’m going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.
That’s why you always smell so delicious!
Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack
Look out Butthole Surfers, there’s a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!
Joke all you like, I’ve got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change.
But we’re a bunch of middle aged rockers so I’m not sure we’ll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring.