• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    Oh my God, you’ve just given me the idea for the best trek fanfic ever. Julian and Garak keep trying to secret away for a date, and whenever they do, Odo interrupts them to question their behavior. They sneak into a supply closet, Odo is the door. They slip away to a cargo bay, and suddenly a crate of self sealing stem bolts morphs into the familiar security officer. They finally get a nice table at a Holo restaurant under someone else’s name and Quark’s promised discretion, and lo and behold Bashir tries to take a drink of his champagne for it to suddenly become the changeling, relentless in his need to discuss this aberrant behavior. Finally they give up.

    Bashir: yes, Odo, what can we do for you?

    Odo: I need to discuss this sneaking around. It has become a security concern.

    Garak: Trust me, Mr. Odo, had we been involved with anything concerning to the security of this station, you would never have discovered us.