Track_Shovel to Just PostEnglish • 2 months agoAnd yet dude bros gobble this shit upslrpnk.netimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1981arrow-down130
arrow-up1951arrow-down1imageAnd yet dude bros gobble this shit upslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel to Just PostEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•2 months agoHonestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•2 months agoYeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops
minus-squareTrack_ShovelOPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoDo I want to know what sex dust is? I’m afraid to ask
minus-squarecheesepotatoeslink7•edit-22 months agoIt’s just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It’s important not to mix the two up, otherwise you’ll end up with a really weird soup.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 months agoNo, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after
Honestly I always thought gargling energy drinks after brushing was more of a transfem thing
Yeah the manly thing these days is to gargle sex dust and deer antler velvet drops
Do I want to know what sex dust is? I’m afraid to ask
It’s just various bodily fluids from a session of intercourse dried out and crystallized. Kind of looks like chicken stock. It’s important not to mix the two up, otherwise you’ll end up with a really weird soup.
What shakes loose when a couch is fucked.
No, we gargle energy drinks before brushing our teeth, not after