• @[email protected]
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    854 months ago

    There’s no need to make it complicated. Joe Rogan is a bag of shit pretending to be a human.

    • @[email protected]
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      134 months ago

      bags of shit can at least be used as fertilizer.

      He’s more like… the carcass of a fly that’s been in the back window of a car for over a year so it’s all dried out and getting sun bleached. Useless, kinda gross, and needs to be thrown out.

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        Bags of shit can also be lit on fire and placed in front of somebody’s door if 80s and 90s teen comedy movies are to be believed

        • @[email protected]
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          54 months ago

          I mean, that’s technically true, but I wouldn’t want my veggies or mushrooms uptaking any potential heavy metals or other pollutants that he may be harboring.

          Anyone who promotes eating equine ivermectin for covid has probably ingested other dubious ‘medications’ or ‘supplements’ that are more likely to contain contaminants due to lack of oversight.

  • @NegativeInf
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    364 months ago

    It’s almost as if it never mattered at all… At all… At all…

  • @kurwa
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    284 months ago

    Those long nipples ain’t helping either

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          I’m not judging but are anyone else’s nipples just completely the same color as the rest of them? Mine (and most that I’ve seen) have some sort of variation in color and texture. Joe looks like he has a couple fleshy pencil erasers glued to his chest.

  • @[email protected]
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    254 months ago

    Is that what I am? A low T male? I’ve never been competitive, I don’t work out, I don’t try to be cool, I surround myself with cats, and I’m pretty good at decorating. Shit, I’ve been joking with my wife for years (in regards to the decorating) that I was probably supposed to be gay but it didn’t quite pan out. Turns out I’m just Low T. But I’m also a good father, I own a set of tools, I eat a lot of turkey sandwiches (high tryptophan), I can change a tire, and I take care of the house and the yard. Does that offset the Low T? Or is it like… you’re born with Low T, you die with Low T?

    Where my LTs at?

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      244 months ago

      T levels don’t matter in my book, unless it’s affecting your health.

      You sound like a normal dude to me. Just because you don’t gargle monster energy drinks after you brush your teeth doesn’t mean you’re not manly. It means you don’t subscribe to societal norms (expectations). You sound confident with who you are and that is more masculine than having a jacked up HD 3500 chev, and treating people like they are scum

      • @Nuke_the_whales
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        I myself just wish I could grow a long beard and not look 20 when I’m 40. Friend of mine transitioned ftm and he now has a longer thicker beard than me, like wtf, can I take what he took? Cause I want that

        • AbsentBird
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          64 months ago

          like wtf, can I take what he took? Cause I want that

          You can, it’s probably easier to get a prescription for yourself than it was for him. But beard genetics are weird, it’s not as simple as testosterone; though testosterone does effect it. Sorry if I took your comment too seriously.

      • @Burn_The_Right
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        44 months ago

        that is more masculine than having a jacked up HD 3500 chev, and treating people like they are scum

        You have been permanently banned from c/Conservative.

    • @P00ptart
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      If you’re looking for LTs, they’re mostly in GM cars and trucks, however they’re highly popular engines to swap into other models. Hope this helps!

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Given the volume of back hair I’m dealing with, I could use a little less T.

    • @[email protected]
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      I have low T and get shots for it.

      It has a noticeable impact on my mental wellbeing and motivation. Also helps with going to the gym. I sleep much better before it wears off (about 2 weeks between injections) which is just a great improvement to quality of life.

      • @[email protected]
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        I have no idea if I’m actually low T or not. My hair fell out at 19 and I have a beard and a hairy back… But I don’t feel like a lot of other dudes whatsoever. This thread has been really humble, though.

    • @tehfishman
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      It’s like you just described me but instead of decorating I do most of the cooking. Low T males unite, there are probably dozens of us

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        64 months ago

        I don’t think that means either of you have hormonal imbalances, I think you’re just good dudes.

        Hbomberguy did a testosterone test after repeatedly being called a ‘soyboy’ and his testosterone was actually higher than average. It’s just a chemical the body uses to turn on certain genes, it’s not ‘manly personality juice’.

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          24 months ago

          Oh I don’t think I actually have low testosterone, I’m just joking about what “masculinity” means and how it is nonsense to define it by how much of one hormone someone has

  • @Delphia
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    Theres guys on TRT to correct clinically low testosterone.

    Theres guys on TRT because keeping your levels high and consistent (especially as you age) is going to do a great deal to keep you in fantastic shape.

    And then theres guys who are on “TRT” to boost themselves significantly above natural levels while pumping themselves full of additional anabolics.

    “TRT” is not all the same across people on it.

  • molave
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    “If you can’t get a girlfriend, be the girlfriend.”

    Checks out

  • Diplomjodler
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    The only good gender affirming healthcare is my gender affirming healthcare.

  • @qarbone
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    I mean, if we’re going to do something so inane as deciphering logic from anything said by Joe Rogaine we can at least be accurate about it.

    Conditional statements aren’t inherently bidirectional. Just because the rains in Spain falls mainly on the plain, doesn’t mean that you’re in a plain biome whenever it’s raining. Similarly, just because some idiot believes high testosterone in women mAkeS ThEm MaLe doesn’t necessarily mean that low testosterone in men makes them women. It says nothing about men at all. A lesson I wish Conservatives would take to heart about women too.

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      Adding to that, it’s not even low testosterone when you’re taking artificial testosterone. People who need that just have low production, but in the end it’s the same when replacing it like that.

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    Intersex people offer quite the conundrum for conservatives, who use “there’s only two genders” as a purity test:

    Either someone with a Y chromosome is a woman, or there are men that are capable of giving birth

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      124 months ago

      Bigots aren’t bothered by having inconsistent beliefs. They start at the conclusion “in group: good. Out group: bad.” And will generate whatever argument they need to on the fly to keep that true.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      If you really get under the hood on what this type of person believe, you get some truly wild theories about Intersex people.

      Everything from outright denialism to eugenics to mystical “this person must have been cursed by an evil witch” presumptions.

      However you slice it, though, Intersex people are even more viciously dehumanized than your run of the mill LGBTQ.

  • Flying Squid
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    More than one person has told me that this isn’t a “trans issue” and that women with high testosterone should have to compete in men’s sports.

    But when I suggest that means that men with hypogonadism should have to compete in women’s sports, they don’t like the suggestion.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    Additionally, I would as you all to just try not watching a single Joe Rogan video on YouTube. It is close to impossible. Every few videos is a Joe Rogan video. That was the last straw for me. I flat out only use YouTube for mindless browsing to make me sleep.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      Huh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Joe Rogan’s content suggested for me.

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          Same, and I get all sorts of rightwing, manosphere crap, targeted at me. Even things i have told it to no longer recommend.

      • @werefreeatlast
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        You’re so lucky. Don’t even search his name or he’s gonna hunt you down like that guy peddling the kedo diet or whatever. You probably know which one I’m talking about…this is a metabolism killer, blah blah blah.

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          Yeah, I haven’t actually though about it til now, but I get an endless stream of bs that seems in that constellation of youtube grifters, but never Joe.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah. I get a lot of that lifter bro chad and his scarfing of chocolate cake bit, though. I think he’s peddling a carb cycle plan, but I don’t watch that far. Now it’s prefaced by some old dude, but I’ve begun to recognize that crap too.

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      You can block his channels but people re upload his shit constantly.

      If YouTube thinks your male I would wager you can’t swipe 20 times and not end up in a Rogan hole.

      This kills me because I like stand up comedy but I think Joe Rogan is not funny.