• Skull giver
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    141 month ago

    They’ve always had them, the bridge crew just happens to be that kind of person that’ll plug a fake seat belt clip into the holder to stop the beeping sound.

    I bet they fly the Enterprise with brights on all the time as well.

    • @helpImTrappedOnline
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      1 month ago

      Have you ever seen them use their turn signal? Starfleet pilots are the BMW drivers of space.

      • Skull giver
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        71 month ago

        Every now and then the warp nacelles seem to flicker, I think that’s supposed to be their turn signal. But like BMW drivers, they only activate when they break down (again)

      • @[email protected]
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        51 month ago

        They’re using Boston rules, if they use turn signals a Klingon will just pull up beside and block their way out of spite.

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          Nah, Klingons have honor. Whoever it is, they are the “perfectly clean $80,000 pickup that has carried less in it’s life then my Mom’s little sedan after a single Costco trip” drivers of space.