• @merari42
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    186 months ago

    Better than to be the pole vaulter whose medal ambitions were foiled by his long wang.

    • BlueFootedPetey
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      26 months ago

      My partner showed me that video and until she pointed it out I thought I was just watching how quickly he went to sad face.

      Bro how long have you been pole vaulting and you don’t know to… well… I don’t compete that way but I’m sure they have a whole term for strapping you dick in to keep a sleek profile.