One source: Meaning “erect penis” is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of “hardness”) of hard-on (1893).
Another: “bon” and “er”, is Latin for “make good”.
Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then “boner” it can be.
Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.
I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.
You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.
Why is a boner called a boner if it doesn’t have any bones?
One source: Meaning “erect penis” is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of “hardness”) of hard-on (1893).
Another: “bon” and “er”, is Latin for “make good”.
Also of note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then “boner” it can be.
Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?
Bone-on! Apply directly to forehead.
Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.
I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.
You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.