Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and “creepy as hell.”

Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.

“I can’t wait to debate the guy,” Walz said. “That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”

“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves,” he said. “There’s a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.”

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      Nothing wrong with ass play. But there is something wrong with a man attempting to shove an unlubricated sofa cushion up his own rectum, that’s where I draw the line.

      • @Emerald
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        65 months ago

        What about a lubricated sofa cushion?

      • @lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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        I think Tim Walz would say that’s none of his business, and JD Vance would want to make it a crime while he continues to do it in private.

        It might be a trauma surgeon’s business, though.

    • @ZoopZeZoop
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      What’s the matter with that? If all parties consent, have at it.

      • @MeekerThanBeaker
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        145 months ago

        I think they meant “It” from Stephen King’s bestselling novel of the same name. They just forgot the correct capitalization.

        “Vance 100% likes It up the ass.”

        And that, to me, is a bit weird… but I’m not here to judge. Probably should have used “Pennywise” to prevent any confusion.

      • @MataVatnik
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        55 months ago

        Nothing, just pointing out he’s a hypocrite.

    • @BetaBlake
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      Don’t knock it till you try it

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        I’m a submissive bottom. I love me a dominant man. I wasn’t insulting Vance, just making an observation… and pointing out he’s a hypocrite.