• @breadsmasher
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    616 months ago

    white american jesus specifically

    • Boozilla
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      266 months ago

      Dipping communion wafers in ranch dressing for the win!

    • @SidewaysHighways
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      66 months ago

      The og jesus (hey-zeus) was chill, I’ve smoked a blunt with them a time or two

      • @blackbelt352
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        96 months ago

        I think the Aramaic spoken at the time would have been pronounced closer to Yeshua or Yeshu.

        The sentiment still stands dude was pretty chill, except that one time he fliped the tables of the money changers and hucksters turning a house of worship into a house of commerce. Still pretty based of him.

        • @MutilationWave
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          56 months ago

          He did get so fuckin pissed he cursed a tree forever because it didn’t have any fruit for him to eat that one time.