• MentalEdge
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    655 months ago

    I can already hear the montage of shocked gasps as each shot is fired.

    • @[email protected]
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      5 months ago

      Slow motion bullet takes about 30 seconds to reach the target during which time we get the inner monologue of every character

      “It’s going to miss! But wait, what’s happening? The bullet is bending in midair!!! Look at his incredible pose! Did he put spin on the bullet!? This must be Free To Play Ojiisan’s legendary hidden technique!”

      • Bappity
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        395 months ago

        the Turkish shooter inner monologue be like:

    • StrikerOPM
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      105 months ago

      Knowing anime they’ll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.

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        Glances at the sexual track record of olympic villages.

        Haha, yeah. So unrealistic and out of place 😅