• FuglyDuck
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    361 month ago

    Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”

    • @friend_of_satan
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      1 month ago

      Now I’m hearing The Narrator talking about how Stanley JD Vance went down the hallway to the break room and found several couches laying there, waiting. But for whom were they waiting? JD’s heart skipped a beat at the thought that they had been waiting for him, and when he saw the way those lustful couches looked at him, he knew it was his lucky day.