• AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    123 months ago

    If it’s a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it’s a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.

    • Apathy Tree
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      3 months ago

      What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo?

      I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.

        • @troglodytis
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          3 months ago

          “Your momma is my rug”

          Or possibly

          “DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear?

        “There’s nothing but lite beer left in the cooler.”