𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 4 months agoScratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.imagemessage-square26arrow-up1262arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageScratch that. Let's do an airstrike instead.𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square26file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoI shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day. I worry about your diet
minus-squareflickerlink1•4 months agoYou’re supposed to poop more than one time a day! I worry about your colon!
minus-square@I_Fart_Glitterlink3•4 months agoThree times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements
I feel very badly for your poor colon.
I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.
I worry about your diet
You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!
I worry about your colon!
Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements