• @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    Why the hell would you zap grasshoppers? They are nice and cute and harmless as fuck!

      • don
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        33 months ago

        Don’t bug zappers come with a power switch?

        • Cap
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          43 months ago

          Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

        • moosetwin
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          3 months ago

          Last time I trusted a power switch I got my leg torn off.

          haven't actually had leg torn off

          I just meant this to humorously express that you should treat it as faulty unless you are willing to risk getting hurt (e.g. gun safety)

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            13 months ago

            I refuse to believe your spoiler. Sounds like Big Power Switch got their hands on you and forced a retraction.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      3 months ago

      Grasshoppers can become locusts, which can cause devastation of biblical proportions.