No licking!

  • @[email protected]
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    91 month ago

    Okay. I can’t tell if you’re serious, but if that’s true, how does that work medically?

    Don’t liquids get absorbed through the intestines? Can you even stick something up your butt far enough to reach your intestines?

    • @[email protected]
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      171 month ago

      It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 month ago

      Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane much faster than by going through your digestive tract. And your anus is lined with mucus membrane.
      It was a craze a decade or so ago where I live, cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol, and some of them ended up in the ER.

      • @RattlerSix
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        51 month ago

        It was also a crazy in the US. They called it butt chugging. It was funny to hear politicians talk about how we needed to do something about butt chugging

      • @SkyezOpen
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        31 month ago

        cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol

        Did they ever realize that’s not how that works?

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          Oh but it is. Not familliar with the phrase “boofing,” are you? Works for more than just booze, too, all kinds of things can become a suppository and affect your brain if you ignore the doctors warning you it could kill you, or listen to the ones saying “here’s some butt pills.”

          • @SkyezOpen
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            81 month ago

            I’m very familiar. That’s why I know it won’t keep the smell of alcohol off your breath. The alcohol goes to the blood, and a byproduct goes to the lungs which is exhaled. You can’t defeat a breathalyzer by shoving booze up your ass.

            • @[email protected]
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              31 month ago

              Ooohhh I see what you mean, my mistake! I’m used to people saying buttchugging itself is a myth and doesn’t work, so I misunderstood!

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      Additionally to what others have said it’s also quite dangerous. You can drink a fatal amount of alcohol but your body will generally puke before it absorbs enough to kill you.

      Using this method (boofing), you don’t have that defense, it’s absorbed too quickly and your body doesn’t generally shit itself to expel poison.

    • @tburkhol
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      41 month ago

      Colon is part of your large intestine.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      This literally was a trend in alternative swiss youth a decade or so ago, it works well and fast, straight into the blood 😂