NAMPA, ID—Expressing their dismay with yet another product overtaken by the liberal conspiracy to destroy traditional lifestyles, conservatives around the country reportedly began boycotting computers Friday after noticing their keyboards could be used to type the word “trans.” “These woke keyboards are attempting to…
TRANSistors!?! Electronics are of the devil, burn them all! /s
Now they’re putting their transmission in our cars!?!
Religious fanatics have been saying “technological progress = evil” since the beginning of time.
This also further explains their hatred of public TRANSit