• @Late2TheParty
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    724 months ago

    When my sister first got her TI-82, she had to solve the equation ((3 x 30) + 5) x (850-7). It turned her lesbian. We should all boycott scientific calculators, too!

    • @Brickhead92
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      144 months ago

      Now they’re putting their transmission in our cars!?!

    • @aeronmelon
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      54 months ago

      Religious fanatics have been saying “technological progress = evil” since the beginning of time.

  • @expatriado
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    174 months ago

    they refuse to leave home and become part of the transit system

    • @ch00f
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      104 months ago

      Though they have cut down on trans fats which is good.

  • @[email protected]
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    144 months ago

    Keyboard app makers shohld do an ‘oopsie’ and agressively auto-correct spelling errors to ‘trans’.

    • @cybervseas
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      174 months ago

      I have to look up the trans schedule for tomorrow.

  • @carl_dungeon
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    104 months ago

    This is the onion, but it’s not even unbelievable. The Venn diagram of hard maga, flat earthers, and inbred Neo nazis is basically a circle…

  • @RedWeasel
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    104 months ago

    I am surprised some haven’t started because a trans-woman contributed significantly to the basics of modern computer chip design.

  • lettruthout
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    84 months ago

    “At press time, sources confirmed conservatives across the nation were trying to escape the woke conspiracy of left-wing letters by renouncing the English language entirely.”

    From the way he forms(?) sentences, it seems like Trump has a significant head start on this.

  • @[email protected]
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    54 months ago

    Conservatives about to remove the S key because all the other letters are in their favorite slurs

    • @kameecoding
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      24 months ago

      S key is needed to make them plural though