• Lemminary
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    394 months ago

    Sometimes I forget I can go buy one of these delicacies at the store and people will think they’re for my imaginary children.

    • @[email protected]
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      194 months ago

      I rented a bunch of cute animals for my upcoming birthday (small pigs, goats, rabbits, etc.)

      I’m like 99% certain the people think it’s for a children’s birthday party…

      …but it isn’t, I’m in my 40s and it’s going to be awesome.

      • Lemminary
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        64 months ago

        Happy early birthday! I hope it’s a blast.

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      4 months ago

      there was a recall a while back for those. one store here just closed out an entire freezer section of stock that was older (not affected) by it… i guess no one was buying it at the time because of the news reports.

      50c a bag. i filled my (too small of a) freezer. only half a bag left.

      no shame. no regrets.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      The cashier can’t even notice your nervous sweat when you’re making your illegitimate purchase if it’s a robot!