• Cornflake
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    611 month ago

    It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it.

    • @hOrni
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      161 month ago

      Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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        51 month ago

        “I hate Illinois nazis.” From a better time when we didn’t have a third of the country loving nazis.