• @[email protected]
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    1 month ago

    We learned it like this at school:

    Light beam bounces once or more, suck that victim dry, senor
    Light beam bounces none or less, seek the curtains now, princess

    • @MJKee9
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      61 month ago

      Werewolf school didn’t teach me shit…i mean they did teach me how to shit to properly mark my territory, but didn’t use any fancy poems or nothing.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        At least they let you guys outside. Imagine being told you need “sleeping lessons” where they lock you in a box all day

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        well now i want to see a fantasy school where they have werewolf choirs and barbershop quartettes