• @return2ozmaOP
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    231 month ago

    “We’re raising the monthly price to continue talking to your AI friend.”

    • @seaQueue
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      161 month ago

      It looks like your friendship has progressed to the serious relationship stage, would you like to pay an extra $300/mo to unlock marriage?

      • @gAlienLifeform
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        131 month ago

        “To cancel your subscription, please send a signed and notarized Original Petition for Divorce that has been filed with the Family Division of the District Court of the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station where we are incorporated.”

        • @[email protected]
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          1 month ago

          Your AI friend has taken ill and needs an expensive virtual operation (tech support). Pay $$$ or it may die!

          Your AI friend has suddenly died and we have automatically billed your account for your new AI friend relationship.