The Picard Maneuver to Parenting • 3 months agoThe body wins the race against the brain for a whileimagemessage-square16arrow-up1427arrow-down17
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minus-squaresouthsamurailinkfedilink37•3 months agoLuckily, my teenager is shorter than me by a good bit, so I can freely call them a noob when they ask something that simple. Then again, calling them noob is pretty much always an option, as is telling them I’ll bang their mum when they lose a game. 1337 parenting ftw!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-23 months ago“daaaaad this maths homework is nonsensical!” - “skill issue, git gud” starts sobbing
Luckily, my teenager is shorter than me by a good bit, so I can freely call them a noob when they ask something that simple.
Then again, calling them noob is pretty much always an option, as is telling them I’ll bang their mum when they lose a game.
1337 parenting ftw!
“daaaaad this maths homework is nonsensical!”
- “skill issue, git gud”
starts sobbing