HARRIS WALZ
August 15, 2024

FOR PLANNING PURPOSES RELUCTANTLY

***MEDIA ADVISORY***

TODAY: Donald Trump To Ramble Incoherently and Spread Dangerous Lies in Public, but at Different Home

TODAY at 4:30 p.m., Donald J. Trump, loser of the 2020 election by 7 million votes, will hold another public meltdown in Bedminster, New Jersey.

Date and Time
Thursday, August 15, 2024 at 4:30 p.m. EDT.

Venue
Not a battleground state

Preview
Not so fresh off NABJ, Florida, and Twitter glitches, Donald Trump intends to deliver another self-obsessed rant full of his own personal grievances to distract from his toxic Project 2025 agenda, unpopular running mate, and increasing detachment from the reality of the voters who will decide this election.

These remarks will not be artificial intelligence, but they certainly will lack intelligence.

Banning abortion, raising costs on families, confusing basic facts, cutting Social Security and Medicare, blocking border security, and being publicly unstable, unfit, and unwell will not help his struggling campaign for president.

Tune in for the same old thing.

    • @primrosepathspeedrunEnglish
      -14•4 months ago

      they really need to be leaving this shit to the posters, instead of being your mildly annoying reddit/instagram/used-to-be-on-facebook aunt.

      • @itsgoodtobeawakeEnglish
        9•4 months ago

        No way, this stuff is excellent. Hard to believe yours is a good faith take when Trump & co spew the most vile commentary that is completely fact free day after day. This is sarcastic, but it’s not really an exaggeration. They could go harder, this is still quite professional, I love to see it. Finally the Dems are in the rhetoric race.

        • @primrosepathspeedrunEnglish
          1•4 months ago

          im not saying to not say vile shit? there’s not a lot of vile shit about him that isn’t true, and I wish they would be more honest about it and not refer to him except as a pedophile, rapist, or terrorist

          it’s the weird tweeness and like weird stilted kinda restricted memes that bug me.

      • @[email protected]English
        2•4 months ago

        they already tried that and it didn’t work while the republicans spew shit like this regularly then maga was born.