Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months agoWYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down11
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there.Lacanoodle@literature.cafe to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareTodaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoI’ll choose a man who has great skills like plumbing and landscaping and owns a foundation repair company and is happy to offer those services in exchange for living in my attic so quietly that we didn’t know he was there.
minus-squareTodaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoIf he’s not hurting anyone and he cleans up after himself…
minus-squareLacanoodle@literature.cafeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoHe will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI think you overestimate our remaining dignity.
I’ll choose a man who has great skills like plumbing and landscaping and owns a foundation repair company and is happy to offer those services in exchange for living in my attic so quietly that we didn’t know he was there.
Or a pervert
If he’s not hurting anyone and he cleans up after himself…
He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop
Somebody might as well. 🤷🏻♂️
I think you overestimate our remaining dignity.