• mommykink
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    174 months ago

    Jurassic Park

    … can we just pretend? Please?

    • @PoopingCough
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      4 months ago

      Unpopular opinion, I actually really like the third one

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        34 months ago

        …uhhhhhhh, I would ask your mom if she smoked while pregnant with you. There’s clearly something wrong with the development of how your brain came out.

        • @PoopingCough
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          4 months ago

          Look, I’m not saying any of them come close to the original, but imo it’s the second best of the series (including all the dogshit jurassic worlds) because it sticks to what made the first one great; small amount of people trapped on an island with dinos. The Lost World was like half that but then it turns in to some weird almost king kong-esq thing. Also i love me some Goldblum but he’s better as a foil imo and Chris Pratt has nowhere near the gravitas as Sam Neil. Like really besides the annoying parents what do you not like about the third one?

    • @TehBamskiOP
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      44 months ago

      What was wrong with the second movie?

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        54 months ago

        It became a parody of Godzilla movies for no real reason. And it came out of nowhere. I call it the movies 4th act.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      Jurassic World is a guilty pleasure of mine.
      It’s good enough to grip you and at the same time so predictable and full of clichés it’s also funny.
      Plus, Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are both hot as hell.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 months ago

          I did not.

          spoiler

          The matrix, jurrasic park, and promised Neverland all got sequels that most people think are shit.