Author Joel Williamson shared Elvis kept a group of three 14-year-old girls with him on the tour who were up "for pillow fights, tickling, kissing and cuddling when he was 22.

  • @jordanlund
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    4029 days ago

    Wait until you find out about Jerry Lee Lewis…

      • @Bonesince1997
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        2228 days ago

        So I can better understand, could you draw me a picture?

      • Diplomjodler
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        1729 days ago

        Wait until you find out about Donald Trump.

      • @yesman
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        While some want to litigate what Mohamed did in the 15th century, child marriage is still legal in most of the US and is still practiced (illegally) all throughout Europe.

        I post this because I’m sick of people who think that Muslims have something to teach the West about persecution, degeneracy, theocracy, violence, and bigotry when we’ve been the world leaders of all forms of lechery for like 4 centuries.

        • @NeoNachtwaechter
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          428 days ago

          what Mohamed did in the 15th century

          There wasn’t much he could be doing when he had been dead for 800 years already.

          Decay, you know? :)

          All your other stuff smells the same btw…

      • sunzu2
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        Muslims are still bending out of shape trying to explain that away 🤡

        Disgusting history along with with bootlickers larping it to this day.

      • @Illuminostro
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        26 days ago

        Wait until you learn about what Catholic priests and nuns did to kids for 2,000 years.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        328 days ago

        Do you have anything else I can wait for if I already know about all these things?

        • @NeoNachtwaechter
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          528 days ago

          Go to the restaurant at the end of the universe and wait for the show there.

          • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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            228 days ago

            That’s one of the few scenes from a book that I regularly think about, and I read that soooo long ago

      • sunzu2
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        428 days ago

        another one!

        why are all these geriatric clowns always go for fucking somebody else’s kid.