• @Lost_My_Mind
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    564 months ago

    If not Canada, then maybe russia? I hear they’re desprately hiring new people!

    • @NegativeInf
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      224 months ago

      I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        114 months ago

        No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we’re all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

        • @[email protected]
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          94 months ago

          Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

        • @NegativeInf
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          84 months ago

          If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.